Make mine Bud Lite!!

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    ibtrukn
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    (7/3/02 8:27:43 am)
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    > An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time
    > was being wined and dined by the State Department.
    > The Grand Emir was unused to the salt in American
    > foods (French fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies etc.)
    > and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to
    > fetch him a glass of water.
    >
    > Time and again, Abdul would scamper off and return
    > with a glass of water.
    >
    > But, then came the time when he returned empty-handed.
    >
    > "Abdul, you son of an ugly camel, where is my water?"
    > demanded the Grand Emir.
    >
    > "A thousand pardons, O illustrious One," stammered the
    > wretched Abdul, "A man is sitting on the well."
    >
    >

    Different name
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    (7/3/02 9:43:41 am)
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    Infidel --- werkin by tha job agin.....
    Charlie D

    a81492
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    (7/3/02 4:47:35 pm)
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    an he's a-brewin
    a mitee stout
    cup o' tea thare









    nevur seen
    any harry
    tee bagzz ....



    warpig883
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    (7/3/02 10:06:26 pm)
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    hairy tea bags. Been awhile since I laughed out loud in here
    "I'M NOT GOING TO HAVE SOME REPORTERS PAWING THROUGH OUR PAPERS. WE ARE THE PRESIDENT." - Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents

    a81492
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    (7/3/02 11:31:22 pm)
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    yep

    we gotta give ol' BG a joke tellin' lessun.
    Some coachin' ya know. From the real nutbagg cases.

    They's gittun a bit better tho.










    'cordin to BG



    heehe snort
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