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Man Killed On Golf Course (Rated: R)

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by montezumaz, Nov 16, 2012.

  1. montezumaz

    montezumaz Former Guest

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    A foursome of guys is waiting at the men's tee, while a foursome of women is hitting from the ladies' tee. The ladies are taking their time. When the final lady is ready to hit her ball, she hacks it ten feet. Then she goes over and whiffs it completely. Then she hacks it another ten feet and finally hacks it another five feet. She looks up at the patiently waiting men and says apologetically, "I guess all those "efing lessons" I took over the winter didn't help."
    One of the men immediately responds, "Well, there you have it. You should have taken "golf lessons" instead!"
    He never even had a chance to duck. He was only 43.
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    woolleyworm Active Member

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    yetiman New Member

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    I can relate
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    hstout1143 Well-Known Member

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    I'm not a golfer, but I can relate! Thanks for the laugh!
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    Insulation Tim Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    As a golfer....a good laugh this morning.

    Thanks,
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