Man of the House??

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  1. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

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    jj posted this on Mauser today and I thought it cute, so I stole it!!!!!!!



    A husband had just finished reading the book, 'MAN OF THE
    HOUSE'. He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife,
    pointing a finger in her face, he said,

    "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"


    His wife replied, "The freaking funeral director would be my guess."
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    That's Funny--- :) :) :) :D :D
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    I would have never got past the finger in the face. :D :D :D
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