Man of the House??

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Marlin, Jan 25, 2006.

  1. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

    jj posted this on Mauser today and I thought it cute, so I stole it!!!!!!!

    A husband had just finished reading the book, 'MAN OF THE
    HOUSE'. He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife,
    pointing a finger in her face, he said,

    "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

    His wife replied, "The freaking funeral director would be my guess."

  2. Tracker

    Tracker New Member

    Jan 3, 2006
    Lake County Ohio
    That's Funny--- :) :) :) :D :D
  3. KyBlaster

    KyBlaster New Member

    Nov 27, 2005
    I would have never got past the finger in the face. :D :D :D
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