MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by cycloneman, Jan 28, 2009.

  1. cycloneman

    cycloneman Well-Known Member

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    'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'

    'Yes. What can I do for you?'

    'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin'
    Marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside
    them logs, but he's hidin' it there..'

    'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'

    The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They
    Search the shed where the firewood is kept.

    Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.
    They sneer at Virgil and leave.

    Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

    'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?'

    'Yeah!'

    'Did they chop your firewood?'

    'Yep!'

    'Happy Birthday, buddy!'
  2. pinecone70

    pinecone70 Active Member

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    Ha! Good one!!
  3. 21bravo

    21bravo New Member

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    i wish id been that smart 2 weekends ago!! me, my uncle, cousin, and grandpa had to split 4 ton dumptruck loads of firewood ... i mean packd and stacked rounded over the buckboard's loads started at 0945 and didnt stop till 1830:eek:
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    Nighthawk New Member

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  5. Lori Mick

    Lori Mick New Member

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    :D:D:D:D good one! I've got to send that to a police chief friend of mine!

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