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Marrage

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by cycloneman, Feb 1, 2009.

  1. cycloneman

    cycloneman Well-Known Member

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    Marrage is a union between one man and one woman. It's purpose it to bring forth children and provide a stable home to raise kids.

    Like it or not, thats what marrage is. It's not something you do because you love each other and want to spend your life together. Although that may happen. It's not for a tax advantage. Believe me it cost you more to be married than whatever tax advantage you may get. I could go on and offend people but I'm not.

    Marrage has become nasty with celebs jumping in and out of it like it's nothing. Same sex marrage, I can't say it.

    Can you see a day when marrage can include more than 2 people, same sex or not and even include animals?

    DO YOU THINK IT'S POSSIBLE?:confused::(
  2. Definition of marriage, logically arrived at:

    Proposition 1: Marriage is an institution.
    Proposition 2: Marriage is love.
    Proposition 3: Love is blind.

    Conclusion: Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. :D;):p

    See how easy it is when considered through logical analysis? :D
  3. cycloneman

    cycloneman Well-Known Member

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    Thanks Pistol, I got a good laugh. Feel better:D
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    Have you heard of the three rings of marriage?
    1) The engagement ring
    2) The wedding Ring
    3) The suffering!
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    Not a bad idea if you don't mind living in an institution.... I think I'll pass. :D


    Crpdeth
  6. ponycar17

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    That's funny but not quite as funny as a coworker's explanation of what a wedding band does to a female's biological systems. By his way of thinking, the main blood vessel feeding their 'loving' systems flows through their ring finger, and when you crimp that vessel off with a wedding ring, things are never the same again... :eek:

    :D
  7. cycloneman

    cycloneman Well-Known Member

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    Oh that kinda like this substance scientist found that renders a womans sex drive to nothing.


    It's called wedding cake
  8. ponycar17

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    That theory could have some merit... :eek:
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    :cool: I'm sure not a damn one to talk about spelling, old college
    guy or not, but heck, when I saw this title, didn't know if it
    was about Marriage or the visual mirage old snipers cope with,
    LOL,LOL....but I bet it's marriage so my two cents is that I firmly believe peope that really really feel they should get married after
    thinking and prayin about it..well..they should get married.....

    then for all those that dont, well , if they'd rather be happy, then
    so be it.....I know Im happy and never get over showin off my
    lovely bride ...so there....

    :cool:

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  10. bogus bill

    bogus bill New Member

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    I thought poligamy was a myth untill we moved here to utah. I started studying the poligamists around here the last four years. Thats when warren jeffs was on the run. I read most reports and toured the hotbed. No, I dont belive in their ways for many reasons. This country is on the skids and rome is burning while we party on!
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    with today's society...............anything is possible

    some woman just gave birth to eight kids.........she already has six ..........and she lives with her parents..................best have that septic sucker on stand by day and night
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  12. carver

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    I also think that marriage is literally; one man, one woman. Anything else is not a marriage in my opinion. Having said that, I would like to say that almost anything is possible. One very wise man once said, "There is no new thing under the sun". Including interactions between humans and animals, or same sex partners, who want their way of life recognized as "Marriage"! No matter what color you call it; Black ain't White!
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  13. TranterUK

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    'Love is just a word but marriage is a sentence'. :)

    Nha, just kidding. 20 years married, 36 happy months together.

    Nah, just kidding, wouldn't change the wife for anything...

    Nha, just kidding.
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  14. SaddleSarge

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    Love is blind and marriage is an eye opener.:eek::D

    (OUCH!! I just got smacked from behind!!)
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    Wow, there must be a lot of terrible women out there...
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