Mathematics

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  1. inplanotx

    inplanotx New Member

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    You gotta' love our Texas women...

    The owner of a golf course in Texas was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.

    He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the
    University of Texas and I need some help. If I were to give you
    $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"





















    The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my earrings.
  2. coyote 270

    coyote 270 Member

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    Looks like "That Empty Dog House" might get filled up really quick here..:D :D
  3. inplanotx

    inplanotx New Member

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    SSSSSHHHHHHHH! I B tryin to hide coyote! Go kick that dang dawg! :D :D :D :D :D
  4. SouthernMoss

    SouthernMoss *Admin Tech Staff*

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    You can run all you want, fellas, but you can't hide. :p:p:p
  5. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

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    That's a good juan.
  6. pickenup

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    What the He** does it take to get those earrings off????
  7. armedandsafe

    armedandsafe Guest

    Strong teeth?
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