Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by inplanotx, May 28, 2003.

  1. inplanotx

    inplanotx Active Member

    Jan 28, 2002
    You gotta' love our Texas women...

    The owner of a golf course in Texas was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.

    He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the
    University of Texas and I need some help. If I were to give you
    $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"

    The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my earrings.
  2. coyote 270

    coyote 270 Member

    Apr 7, 2003
    Wash. State
    Looks like "That Empty Dog House" might get filled up really quick here..:D :D

  3. inplanotx

    inplanotx Active Member

    Jan 28, 2002
    SSSSSHHHHHHHH! I B tryin to hide coyote! Go kick that dang dawg! :D :D :D :D :D
  4. SouthernMoss

    SouthernMoss *Admin Tech Staff*

    Jan 1, 2003
    SW MS
    You can run all you want, fellas, but you can't hide. :p:p:p
  5. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

    Mar 25, 2003
    Western Maryland
    That's a good juan.
  6. pickenup

    pickenup Active Member

    What the He** does it take to get those earrings off????
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