Maybe Marlin has not heard this one?

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by glocknut, Jun 3, 2009.

  1. glocknut

    glocknut Active Member

    An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.

    One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.

    Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong,

    ' Yes, Nurse Tracy , ' said Mr. Wallace.

    ' My Private Part died today, and I am very sad. '

    Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy,
    She replied, ' Oh, I ' m so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences. '

    The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part
    Hanging out of his pajamas.

    He met Nurse Tracy. ' Mr. Wallace, ' she said,
    'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.

    Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas. '

    ' But, Nurse Tracy I can't, ' replied Mr. Wallace.
    'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.

    ' Yes, ' said Nurse Tracy, ' you did tell me that,
    But why is it hanging out of your pajamas? '

    (You've gotta love this .)

    ' Well, ' he replied, ' Today is the viewing. '
     
  2. Tony22-250

    Tony22-250 New Member

    Jan 9, 2009
    Snellville, GA
    LOL so i take it, it was open casket!!! HA HA HA:D:D:D
     

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