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  1. 5string

    5string Member

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    Emergency Medical Alert
    Be wary of this infection and try to prevent the spread of this horrible
    Disease!

    This is very important. We need to stop the spread of this disease.

    Information on Gonorrhea Lectim

    The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent
    Strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's
    Pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible obamanation.

    The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving
    Putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008,
    But now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are
    Starting to realize how destructive this illness is!

    Studies have shown that Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug
    Called Votemout.
    You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't
    Engage in such behavior again. The disease could become permanent and
    Eventually wipe out all life as we know it.
    Several states are already using Votemout. Virginia , New Jersey and
    Massachusetts are already seeing great results.
    Emergency Medical Alert
    Be wary of this infection and try to prevent the spread of this horrible
    Disease!

    This is very important. We need to stop the spread of this disease.

    Information on Gonorrhea Lectim

    The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent
    Strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's
    Pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible obamanation.

    The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving
    Putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008,
    But now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are
    Starting to realize how destructive this illness is!

    Studies have shown that Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug
    Called Votemout.
    You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't
    Engage in such behavior again. The disease could become permanent and
    Eventually wipe out all life as we know it.
    Several states are already using Votemout. Virginia , New Jersey and
    Massachusetts are already seeing great results.
  2. wpage

    wpage Active Member

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    Where can we get the Votemout cure?


    Very creative!
  3. Trouble 45-70

    Trouble 45-70 New Member

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    Can it be injected in municipal water supplys where the disease has reached epidemic proportions?
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