Medical Miracles

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by army mp, Sep 18, 2009.

  1. army mp

    army mp New Member

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    A French doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'

    A German doctor says 'That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.

    The Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'

    An American doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are way behind. We recently took a Guy with no brains out of Illinois , put him in the White House, and now HALF the country is looking for Work.
  2. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

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    That's a WINNER, mp. :D :D :D

    Thanks for posting it.
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