MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER

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  1. cointoss2

    cointoss2 Guest

    MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER

    Why Men Are Just Happier People - What do you expect from such simple
    creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding
    plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can
    be president. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to
    a water park. You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park. Car mechanics
    tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive
    to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You
    don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same
    work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux
    rental -- $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to
    them The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New
    shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood -- all the
    time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff
    about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can
    open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of
    thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still
    be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for three-pack. Three pairs of
    shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in
    public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on
    your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years,
    maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play
    with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One
    wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
    You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your
    nails with a pocketknife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing
    a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December
    24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier!
  2. mameral

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    that was pretty cool!

    Don't forget that we can do as many women as we want and not be considered a whore.:D

    my apologies to anyone who thinks this is an inappropriate statement, but it's true!:eek:
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    Hope you don't mind if I forward this to my email buddies. Very clever.
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    Dang, CT. I get mine at Wally World for 4.95 for a 7 - pack!

    You been gettin cheated! Thems Fruit of the Looms, too! May have the opening in the rear, but who cares! Just need to stretch em around the front!!!

    :D :D :D :D
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  6. Mesen

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    Ya know I'd be a mite upset with all that if'n it weren't the darn truth!
    Men who like women in high heels need to wear them for an hour just to see why we don't wear them all the time!

    really cute fella. Have to send that to a few of the guys at work!

    See ya
    Bree
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    It was all funny but i damn near fell outta my chair when i read that
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    Yep......guilty on both counts :D

    mike

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