Men

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    dreamcatcher27371
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    1.WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
    (because they are plugged into a genius)

    2.WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY?
    (they don't have enough time)

    3.WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE
    ONE EGG?
    (they don't stop to ask directions)

    4.WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
    (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

    5.WHY DON'T WOMEN HAVE MEN'S BRAINS?
    (because they don't have penises to put them in)

    6. WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND BREASTS HAVE IN
    COMMON?
    (they're intended for children, but men usually play with
    them)

    7.WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR
    BACKS?
    (because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor
    lock)

    You're laughing, aren't you?!?!

    8.WHY DO MEN MASTURBATE?
    (it is sex with someone they love)

    9.WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
    (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.)

    10.WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
    (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

    11.WHY IS A MAN'S PEE YELLOW AND HIS SPERM
    WHITE?
    {so he can tell if he's coming or going)

    12.HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET
    SEAT DOWN?
    (???, it's never happened)




    Indybear57
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    Flip side to question 4 above:

    WHY DID GOD PUT WOMEN ON EARTH?
    (because sheep can't cook)

    Winter11
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    HAHAHAHA

    (sheep can't cook) hahahahahahahahahahaha

    oneknight
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    That's a COCKy thing to say!!!!!!!!!! lol!