MEN

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Nighthawk, Jan 11, 2008.

  1. Nighthawk

    Nighthawk New Member

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    Question: What is the difference between men and
    puppies?
    Answer: Puppies grow up.

    Question: Why do men always have a stupid look on
    their faces?
    Answer: Because they are...

    Question: What do men have in common with ceramic
    tiles?
    Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk
    all over them forever.

    Question: If you drop a man and a brick out of a
    plane, which one
    would hit the ground first?
    Answer: Who cares?????

    Question: What did God say after he created man?
    Answer: I can do better than this! And then he
    created woman!!!.

    Question: What's the difference between an
    intelligent man & a UFO?
    Answer: I don't know, I've never seen either.

    Question: What are two reasons why men don't mind
    their own business?
    Answer: i) no mind ii) no business

    Question: Why did Moses wander in the desert for
    40 years?
    Answer: Because even back then men wouldn't ask
    for directions.

    Question: What is the difference between men and
    pigs?
    Answer: Pigs don't turn into men when they
    drink...

    Question: What makes men chase women they have no
    intention of marrying?

    Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase
    vehicles they have no
    intention of driving.

    Question: What do you do with a man who thinks
    he's God's gift?
    Answer: Exchange him!!

    Question: Why do men like smart women?
    Answer: Opposites attract.
  2. Bruce FLinch

    Bruce FLinch New Member

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    Nighthawk! You trying to hurt my feelings? :D:D:D
  3. catfish83861

    catfish83861 Active Member

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    Humn, Me thinks you might be tlking about me,oh well its Miller time , Hey honey bring me a beer!:eek::D
  4. Understanding a Woman


    We need REALLY MEANS I want

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    You want REALLY MEANS You need

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    It's your decision REALLY MEANS The correct decision should be obvious by now.

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    We need to talk REALLY MEANS I need to complain

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    Do what you want REALLY MEANS You'll pay for this later.

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    You're ... so manly REALLY MEANS You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

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    Sure... go ahead REALLY MEANS I don't want you to.

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    I'm not upset REALLY MEANS Of course I'm upset, you moron!

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    You're certainly attentive tonight. REALLY MEANS Is sex all you ever think about?

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    I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! REALLY MEANS I'm on my period.

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    Be romantic, turn out the lights. REALLY MEANS I'm Embarrassed

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    This kitchen is so inconvenient REALLY MEANS I want a new house.

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    You have to learn to communicate. REALLY MEANS Just agree with me.

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    Yes REALLY MEANS No

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    No REALLY MEANS No

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    Maybe REALLY MEANS No

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    I heard a noise REALLY MEANS I noticed you were almost asleep.

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    Do you love me? REALLY MEANS I'm going to ask for something expensive.

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    How much do you love me? REALLY MEANS I did something you're not going to like.

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    I'll be ready in a minute. REALLY MEANS Be patient I'll be a while.

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    Am I a little fat? REALLY MEANS Tell me I'm beautiful.

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    I'm sorry. REALLY MEANS You'll be sorry.

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    Do you like this recipe? REALLY MEANS It's easy to fix, so get used to it.

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    Was that the baby? REALLY MEANS Why don't you wake up and deal with the baby.

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    I'm not yelling! REALLY MEANS Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.

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    All we're going to buy is a soap dish REALLY MEANS Major shopping trip. Did you bring your checkbook?
  5. durk

    durk Active Member

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    We MEANS...... You.

    We need to take the Christmas stuff down MEANS... You need to take the Christmas stuff down!
  6. CampingJosh

    CampingJosh Moderator

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    Thank you, Pistol. I have half a dozen weddings to go to this summer; a lot of my friends are getting married. I was almost starting to feel like maybe I should look that way, too.
    BUT... your list reminded me of why I want a couple more years of freedom (at least).
  7. AL MOUNT

    AL MOUNT Active Member

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    Let me give ya a little $$$$$$ saving tip....... :rolleyes:



    Just find a woman you hate.......... and buy her a house.........:eek:......:D
  8. delta13soultaker

    delta13soultaker New Member

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    Depends on Uncle Sam's whim every 3 yrs.
    LMFAO
  9. Why buy a cow when milk is so cheap? :D Sorry, I just had to beat Delta to that one. ;)
  10. delta13soultaker

    delta13soultaker New Member

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    Depends on Uncle Sam's whim every 3 yrs.
    It is a true thing:D

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