Menopause

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Gunfyter, Jul 30, 2003.

  1. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

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    SM, try and contain yourself on this one.

    1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.

    2. Your husband jokes that instead of buying a wood stove, he is using you to heat the family room this winter. Rather than just saying you are
    not amused, you shoot him.

    3. You have to write post-it notes with your kid's names on them.

    4. The Phenobarbital dose that wiped out the Heaven's Gate Cult gives you four hours of decent rest.

    5. You change your underwear after every sneeze.

    6. You're on so much estrogen that you take your Brownie troop on a field trip to Chippendale's show.

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  2. SouthernMoss

    SouthernMoss *Admin Tech Staff*

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  3. ibtrukn

    ibtrukn New Member

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    should rename that "menbettapause"
  4. armedandsafe

    armedandsafe Guest

    DAMB....another keyboard shot to h3ll. Cat's not happy with me, right now, either. :D

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