Mental Health Hotline .......

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  1. JohnHenry

    JohnHenry Well-Known Member

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    Answering Machine Messages for the Mental Health Hotline ........



    Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline.
    If you are obsessive or compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
    If you are co-dependant, please ask someone to press 2
    for you.
    If you have multiple personalities, please press 3,4,5
    and 6
    If you are paranoid, we already know who you are, but
    stay on the line while we trace your call.
    If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be
    transferred to the mother ship.
    If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small
    voice will tell you which number to press.
    If you have short term memory loss, press 9, if you
    have short term memory loss, press 9, if you have short
    term memory loss, press 9.
    If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our
    operators are too busy to talk to you.
  2. HunterAlpha1

    HunterAlpha1 Former Guest

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    lol! kinda reminds one of trying to get help from the government!
  3. carver

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    Thanks! I needed that list, I printed it out so I wouldn't forget which button to push!
  4. JohnHenry

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    carver ..... do you remember where you put the print-out ?
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    He doesn't even remember his name! :D
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    Wheres the #1 for ENGLISH???????
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    What print-out?:confused:
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    CARVER .......
    That's the one I mean !
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