Mental Health Hotline .......

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by JohnHenry, Sep 20, 2011.

  1. JohnHenry

    JohnHenry Well-Known Member

    Answering Machine Messages for the Mental Health Hotline ........



    Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline.
    If you are obsessive or compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
    If you are co-dependant, please ask someone to press 2
    for you.
    If you have multiple personalities, please press 3,4,5
    and 6
    If you are paranoid, we already know who you are, but
    stay on the line while we trace your call.
    If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be
    transferred to the mother ship.
    If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small
    voice will tell you which number to press.
    If you have short term memory loss, press 9, if you
    have short term memory loss, press 9, if you have short
    term memory loss, press 9.
    If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our
    operators are too busy to talk to you.
     
  2. HunterAlpha1

    HunterAlpha1 Former Guest

    Aug 8, 2011
    Yorktown, VA
    lol! kinda reminds one of trying to get help from the government!
     

  3. carver

    carver Moderator Supporting Member

    Thanks! I needed that list, I printed it out so I wouldn't forget which button to push!
     
  4. JohnHenry

    JohnHenry Well-Known Member

    carver ..... do you remember where you put the print-out ?
     
  5. reflex1

    reflex1 Well-Known Member

    He doesn't even remember his name! :D
     
  6. ka64

    ka64 Well-Known Member

    Wheres the #1 for ENGLISH???????
     
  7. carver

    carver Moderator Supporting Member

    What print-out?:confused:
     
  8. JohnHenry

    JohnHenry Well-Known Member

    CARVER .......
    That's the one I mean !
     
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