Merry christmas

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  1. nffritos

    nffritos Active Member

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    Subject: FW: Best holiday house decor ever...

    Make sure to read story at bottom.
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    "Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever.Great stories. But two things made me take it down.
    First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.
    Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard."
  2. Double D

    Double D Administrator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    Good stuff!
  3. retired grunt

    retired grunt New Member

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    I don't care who you are that there is funny!!
  4. Trouble 45-70

    Trouble 45-70 New Member

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    That appeals to my nefarious side. Glad you are here nffritos. You are going to fit right in.
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