Mexican Jews

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  1. dons2346

    dons2346 Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    Mexican Jews

    Two old Jewish men, Sid and Al, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant in
    Los Angeles one day. Sid asks Al, "Do you know if any people of our
    faith were born and raised in Mexico ?" Al replies, "I don't know, let's
    ask our waiter."


    When the waiter arrives, Al asks, "Are there any Mexican Jews?" The
    waiter says, "I don't know, Senor, I ask the cooks."
    He returns from the kitchen a few minutes later and says, "No, Senor,
    the cook say no Mexican Jews." Al isn't satisfied and asks, "Are you
    absolutely sure?" The waiter, realizing he is dealing with 'Gringos,'
    replies, "I check once again, Senor."

    While the waiter is away, Sid says, "I find it hard to believe that
    there are no Jews in Mexico . Our people are scattered everywhere."
    The waiter returns and says, "Senor, the head cook say there is no
    Mexican Jews." Al asks, "Are you certain? I just can't believe there
    are no Mexican Jews." The exasperated waiter says, "Senor, I ask
    EVERYONE... all we have is Orange Jews, Grape Jews, Prune Jews and
    Tomato Jews!"
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    dem arabs dont like them jews, no matter what the spelling or flavour

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    Prune Jews?
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    :D :D :D that's goooooood!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D
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    Robin Williams did that, years ago.

    Mork from Ork, while making his report to Orkin, told about finding a new religion that worshiped O. J. Simpson. Orkin replied, "The Juice?" Mork answered, "Yes, and the gentiles, too."
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