military friends vs civilian friends

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by delta13soultaker, Nov 20, 2007.

  1. CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Will post 360 security so you dont get caught

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home.
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Know some wild crap will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route.

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you in jail saying, Damn...we screwed up...but hey, that **** was fun as hell!"

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you.
    MILITARY FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to stop being a fag.

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Borrow each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place.

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone.
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Will Low Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team.

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will listen to your relatioship problems and hope it works out for you.
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Will listen to you over a long hard road march, and will help you straighten it out better than Dr. Phil.

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Might try to hit on your girl or man behind your back.
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Have spooned with you in the field more than your girl or man has, and would never even think about doing that.

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar.
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Will man up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come.
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night. (yea baby!!!!! oh hell yea!!!!!)

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will talk crap to the person who talks **** about you.
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Will knock them the **** out!!

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you.
     

  2. That just tells it like it is, Delta. :D
     
  3. catfish83861

    catfish83861 Active Member

    Nov 15, 2006
    North Idaho
    Delta, aside from being terrible :eek:, Damn man your 100 percent correct. catfish
     
  4. inplanotx

    inplanotx Active Member

    Jan 28, 2002
    Texas
    An dats da troot! :p:p:p
     
  5. Sometimes it takes a terrible dude to finish a terrible task:D:D

    "It takes a poacher...to catch a poacher":p
     
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