Military S**t

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  1. berto64

    berto64 Active Member

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    "Military Stuff"
    An Army grunt stands in the rain with a 35-pound pack on his back, 15
    lb. weapon in hand, after having marched 12 miles, and says,

    "This is s**t!"

    An Army Airborne Ranger stands in the rain with a 45 lb. pack on his
    back, weapon in hand, after having jumped from an airplane and marched
    18 miles, and says with a smile,

    "This is good s**t!"

    A Navy SEAL lies in the mud, 55 LB pack on his back, weapon in hand,
    after swimming 10 miles to shore, crawling through a swamp and marching
    25 miles at night past the enemy positions, says with a grin,

    "This really is great s**t."

    A Marine, up to his nose in the stinking, bug infested mud of a swamp
    with a 65 LB pack on his back and a weapon in both hands after jumping
    from an aircraft at high altitude, into the ocean, swimming 12 miles to
    the shore, killing several alligators to enter the swamp, then crawling
    30 miles through the brush to assault an enemy camp, says,

    "I love this s**t."

    The Air Force NCO sits in an easy chair in an air-conditioned office,
    and says,

    "My e-mail's out? What kind of s**t is this?"
  2. AL MOUNT

    AL MOUNT New Member

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    Sooooooooo true....:rolleyes:
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