Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by 358 winchester, Jul 3, 2009.

  1. 358 winchester

    358 winchester *TFF Admin Staff*

    Apr 25, 2004
    Pensacola Fl. area
    A Muslim dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates. He is very
    excited, as all his life he has longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed.
    Having arrived at the Gates of He aven, he meets a man with a beard.

    'Are you Mohammed?' he asks ..

    'No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up And he points to a
    ladder that rises into the clouds ..

    Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, he climbs the
    ladder in great strides, climbs through the clouds coming to a room
    where he meets another bearded man.

    He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed? 'No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher

    Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy, he continues to climb the
    ladder and, yet again, he discovers an even larger room where he meets
    another man with a beard.

    Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed? 'No, I am Jesus...You
    will find Mohammed higher up.

    Mohammed higher than Jesus!
    The poor man can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs,
    ever higher Once again, he reaches a larger room
    where he meets a man with a beard and repeats his question:

    'Are you Mohammed?' he gasps, as he is by now, totally out of breath
    from all his climbing. 'No, my son. I am God. But you look
    exhausted..Would you like a coffee?'
    'Yes, please, my Lord'

    God looks behind him, claps his hands and
    Calls out: ' Hey, Mohammed, two coffees!'

  2. doug66

    doug66 Member

    Jan 29, 2005
    :):DGood one!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  3. Insulation Tim

    Insulation Tim Well-Known Member

    Oct 29, 2008
    Isn't this the kind of joke that puts a "Death Tag" over your head by all of the crazies?

    Just call the Forumites and will set up a defensive perimeter for you.

    Good joke BTW.
  4. FTK87

    FTK87 New Member

    Mar 1, 2009
    Chouteau, Oklahoma
    that is a good one!
  5. dbrodin

    dbrodin New Member

    Apr 15, 2009
    Duluth MN
    Not satisfied with being on all of the local lists, you want to be on theirs too? :eek::D