Mommy Test...

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  1. glocknut

    glocknut New Member

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    I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth.

    I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. "Why?" my daughter asked.

    "Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably has germs," I replied.

    At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Mommy, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart!"

    I was thinking quickly. "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."

    We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.

    "OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy."

    "Exactly," I replied back with a big smile on my face.
  2. 4EvrLearning

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    awwwwww Dads always get the brunt! :(
  3. Trouble 45-70

    Trouble 45-70 New Member

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    4Evr, we earned the right.
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