Monday Morning Jokes.

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  1. USMCSpeedy

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    The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
    We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.



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    America needs ObamaCare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.

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    Q: Have you heard about McDonald's new Obama Value Meal?
    A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

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    Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
    A: A fund raiser.

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    Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
    A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.

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    Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it
    started to sink, who would be saved?
    A: America !

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    Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
    A: Bo has papers.
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    I didn't notice that Pops had already posted these.
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