Montana rancher

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by lonewolf204, Sep 20, 2011.

  1. lonewolf204

    lonewolf204 Well-Known Member

    Apr 10, 2011
    Oklahoma
    The Montana State Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards
    claimed a small rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and
    sent an agent out to investigate him;

    GOVERNMENT AGENT: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay
    them."

    RANCHER: "Well, there's my hired hand who's been with me for 3 years. I
    pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.



    Then there's the mentally challenged worker.

    He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here.

    He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of whiskey every Saturday night
    so he can cope with life.

    He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."

    GOVERNMENT AGENT: "That's the guy I want to talk to . . . the mentally
    challenged one."



    RANCHER: "That would be me."



    :eek: :D
     
  2. CampingJosh

    CampingJosh Well-Known Member

    Sep 25, 2007
    Indiana
    Now that's not just ranchers... :D:D:D:D:D:D
     

  3. Brisk44

    Brisk44 New Member

    Mar 6, 2011
    Iowa
    I think thats most of us.:D:D
     
  4. popgun

    popgun New Member

    409
    Sep 21, 2009
    Whats his wife look like, I may want that job.
     
  5. cycloneman

    cycloneman Well-Known Member

    Dec 16, 2008
    Louisiana
  6. RJay

    RJay Well-Known Member

    Feb 22, 2004
    Goodyear, Arizona
    Just as an aside, 20 per-cent of the workers in any given endeavor, does 80 per-cent of the work.
     
  7. jlloyd73

    jlloyd73 Active Member

    Nov 28, 2010
  8. joncutt87

    joncutt87 Active Member

    May 24, 2011
    Kannapolis, NC
    Ha, thats a good one
     
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