Montana rancher

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  1. lonewolf204

    lonewolf204 Active Member

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    The Montana State Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards
    claimed a small rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and
    sent an agent out to investigate him;

    GOVERNMENT AGENT: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay
    them."

    RANCHER: "Well, there's my hired hand who's been with me for 3 years. I
    pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.



    Then there's the mentally challenged worker.

    He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here.

    He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of whiskey every Saturday night
    so he can cope with life.

    He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."

    GOVERNMENT AGENT: "That's the guy I want to talk to . . . the mentally
    challenged one."



    RANCHER: "That would be me."



    :eek: :D
  2. CampingJosh

    CampingJosh Well-Known Member

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    Now that's not just ranchers... :D:D:D:D:D:D
  3. Brisk44

    Brisk44 New Member

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    I think thats most of us.:D:D
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    308 at my gate New Member

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  7. popgun

    popgun New Member

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    Whats his wife look like, I may want that job.
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    cycloneman Well-Known Member

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    sad but true
  9. RJay

    RJay Well-Known Member

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    Just as an aside, 20 per-cent of the workers in any given endeavor, does 80 per-cent of the work.
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    Ha, thats a good one
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