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  1. ruffitt

    ruffitt *TFF Admin Staff* In Heaven Now

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    Hear about the blonde who.............................?

    * Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight...........?

    * Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope...........?

    * Can't work in a pharmacy because the bottles won't fit into the typewriter...........?

    * Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in six months. The box had said "2 to 4 years."..........?

    * Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out...........?

    * Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button...........?

    * When asked what the capital of California was, answered "C."..........?

    * Can't make KoolAid because eight cups of water won't fit into one of those little packets...........?

    * Got hurt when she fell out of the tree while raking leaves...........?

    * Changes the baby's diaper only once a month because the label said "Good up to 20 pounds."..........?

    * After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, omplained that the other swimmers were using their arms...........?

    * What goes "vroomscreechvroomscreech"?
    A blonde at a flashing red light...........?

    * Two blondes are trying to get into their car using a coat hanger when one says, "Hurry, it's starting to rain, and the top is down."..........?
  2. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

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    I say, Ole Chap. - - - - - - You better duck!

    Our three younger daughters wouldn't think it was all that funny. And, I just talked the 38 year old into reading the Forum after a discussion about CCW and robbery protection at work!!!!!!!!!

    They are each very blond and very sharp, far from the dumb stereotype.
    Last edited: Sep 6, 2003
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