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More Guidelines out of the old west

Discussion in 'The Beau Coupe Dien Cai Dau Hootch' started by Guest, Mar 3, 2003.

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    nighthawk
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    Thought maybe we could all use a little "lightin' up"

    so,,,,from "A Cowboy's Guide To Life":

    Lettin' the cat outta the bag ia a whole lot easier than puttin' it back

    Never run from a fight. If you're gonna get hit, it's better to take it in the front than in the back,,and it looks better
    (this may have some implications now??)

    Never take to sawing on the branch that's supportin' you, unless you're bein' hung from it

    After eatin' an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: when you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

    Never follow good whiskey with water, unless you're out of good whiskey

    If you think you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around

    Remain independant of any source of income that will deprive you of your personal liberties (one of my favorites,, by necessity)

    Never drop your gun to hug a grizzly

    There's two theories to arguin' with a woman,,Neither one works

    No tree is too big for a short dog to lift his leg on

    Don't get mad at somebody who knows more'n you do. It ain't their fault

    You can never step in the same river twice

    There's no use for a man who owns a dog to do the barkin' himself

    A Texas breakfast is a 2 pound steak, a quart of whiskey, and a hound dog. Why the dog? Somebody has to eat the steak

    You can't weigh the facts if you've got the scales loaded down with your opinions

    Going faster when you're lost won't help a bit

    It's always a bit confusin' when somethin' goes right

    When your head's in the bear's mouth is not the time to be smackin' him on the nose and callin' him names (advice for Osama?)

    If horses and dogs ain't in heaven, I'd just as soon go to Texas

    Never take another man's bet. He wouldn't offer it if he didn't know somethin' you don't

    Never miss a good chance to shut up. (and on that note I will)


    Stan H ,, nighthawk

    dreamcatcher27371
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    Those were great, Hawk! Thanks. Particularly like the one about weighing the facts.

    Remf
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    And the one about argueing with a woman.

    oneknight
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    HA! HA! HA!

    I like the one that said something about "hanging you
    from a tree." l



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    homer4
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    Way ta go Hawk! Loved em all and particularily fond of "no tree is too big for a short dog to lift his leg on"

    TShooters
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    I kinda like that one about the two known theories of arguing with a woman that don't work,
    too!

    Good one, Stan H.!

    Sharon

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    So True….. “You can never step in the same river twice”

    So Funny….. “Never miss a good chance to shut up”

    They were all so great!!
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