More truth than fiction

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Bruce FLinch, Mar 3, 2007.

  1. Bruce FLinch

    Bruce FLinch New Member

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    1. What Democrats heard:
    Oh God, we're so screwed. Everything is going to hell in a handbasket
    and I have no idea what to do. How will I get through the next two
    years and dump all this on someone else.

    2. What FOX News viewers heard:
    Things are going great. Everything's fine. We found lots of WMD's in
    Iraq like I promised and we got that Saddam guy who attacked us on
    9-11. OK there's been a few hiccups of late, but we're definitely
    headed for victory. Just a few more troops and we'll win this thing.

    3. What evangelical Christians heard:
    I am God's annointed one on earth. Everything I do is his will and has
    his blessing. If you oppose me you oppose God's plan, so just keep
    smiling.

    4. What the wealthy heard:
    Don't worry, whatever happens I'll take care of you. And you know I
    don't mean any of that oil conservation stuff.

    5. What the uninsured heard:
    If you lazy bastards would just get off your ass and buy health
    insurance everything will be fine.

    6. What people in the Middle East heard:
    I don't understand anything about you. You all hate freedom right? Or
    do you want more freedom? We're sending more troops to kill you all. Or
    to help you all get freedom, which I think you want, or hate.

    7. What soldiers heard:
    How sweet and honorable it is do die for my mistakes.

    8. What Nancy Pelosi heard:
    Good luck dealing with all this - sucker!

    9. What Republicans heard:
    You're all stuck with me now. We wet our bed and now we have to lie in
    it.

    10. What Bush was thinking:
    Oh God, we're so screwed. Everything is going to hell in a handbasket
    and I have no idea what to do. How will I get through the next two
    years and dump all this on someone else.
  2. clmanges

    clmanges New Member

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    LOL! How true!
  3. Marlin T

    Marlin T Active Member

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    I can tell that whom ever wrote that was of a liberal mindset.
  4. Thunderhawk88

    Thunderhawk88 New Member

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    Too funny!!! :D
  5. catfish83861

    catfish83861 Active Member

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    When is the time to quit making jokes and take time to let our elected oficials know exactly how we feel.This is I admit more fact than fiction.Why is that so???
    Last edited: Mar 4, 2007
  6. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

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    No comment. I might get into deep kimshi !!!!

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