Morning Sex

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by killbuck, Aug 4, 2012.

  1. killbuck

    killbuck New Member

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    She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual
    Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast,
    Wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.
    ...
    As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly,
    "You've got to make love to me this very moment!"

    My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or
    This is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment,
    I embraced her and then Gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

    Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove,
    Her T-shirt still around her neck.

    Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"

    She explained, "The egg timer's broken."
  2. skullfr

    skullfr New Member

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    good one
  3. howlnmad

    howlnmad Well-Known Member

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    :eek:hmygosh::lmao2::lmao2::lmao2::lmao2::lmao2:
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