Moving to Detroit

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  1. jestor

    jestor New Member

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    Jack was sitting on the plane when a guy
    took the seat beside him. The guy was an
    emotional wreck, pale, hands shaking,
    moaning in fear.?
    "What's the matter?" Jack asked.

    "I've been transferred to Detroit , there's
    crazy people there.? They've got lots of
    shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs,
    poor public schools, and the highest
    crime rate."

    Jack replied, "I've lived in Detroit all my life.?
    It's not as bad as the media says.? Find a
    nice home, go to work, mind your own
    business, enroll your kids in a nice private
    school.

    It's as safe a place as anywhere in the world."

    The guy relaxed and stopped shaking and said,
    "Oh, thank you.? I've been worried to death.
    But if you live there and say it's OK, I'll take your
    word for it.? What do you do for a living?"

    "Me?" said Jack. "I'm a tail gunner on a Budweiser truck."
  2. doug66

    doug66 New Member

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    hell yeah
  3. wpage

    wpage Active Member

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    Listen to David Bowies song Panic in Detroit...
  4. jack404

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    i guess the bike and sidecar trick wont work there ..
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