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Musings

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Bruce FLinch, Mar 7, 2006.

  1. Bruce FLinch

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    Subject: Musings
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    > * I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed
    > it.
    > * I had amnesia once -- or twice.
    > * I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what?
    > * Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
    > * All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
    > * If the world were a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle.
    > * What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
    > * They told me I was gullible .. and I believed them.
    > * Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he
    > grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto a freeway.
    > * Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.
    > * Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
    > *What if there were no hypothetical questions?
    > *The shampoo promised me extra body and I gained three pounds.
    > *One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
    > * When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look
    > like a 20-penny nail.
    > *A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
    > * What was the greatest thing before sliced bread? Hmmmm?
    > * My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.
    > * I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
    > * The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
    > * How can there be self-help "groups"?
    > * Is there another word for synonym?
    > * Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
    > * The speed of time is one-second per second.
    > * Is it possible to be totally partial?
    > * What's another word for thesaurus?
    > * Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?
    > * If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
    > * Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a
    > man who can't get his pants off.
    > * It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.
    > * Is it my imagination, or do Buffalo wings taste like chicken?
    > *Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are.
    > You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and
    > should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
    >
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