Muslim cleric warns cucumbers too sexy for women to handle

Discussion in 'The Fire For Effect and Totally Politically Incorr' started by jack404, Dec 11, 2011.

  1. jack404

    jack404 Former Guest

    Jan 11, 2010
    Australia
    AN Islamic cleric living in Europe reportedly has warned Muslim women not to get too close to bananas, cucumbers or other produce to avoid having "sexual thoughts."

    The unnamed cleric, whose directive was featured in an article in el Senousa, a religious publication, purportedly said that if women wanted to eat these foods, a third party -- preferably a male related to them, such as their father or husband -- should cut the items into small pieces before serving, the Egyptian website Bikya Masr reported.

    Carrots and zucchini also were added to the alleged cleric's list of forbidden foods for women.

    News of the statement quickly spread online, leaving many liberal Muslims embarrassed and angry, evoking a flurry of mockery in online forums.

    "Many of the commentators are Muslims themselves, who have expressed their anger against the cleric for making Islamic religious practices appear unreasonable," the International Business Times reported.

    Bikya Masr said the cleric, identified only as a sheikh, was asked in the interview how to "control" women when they are shopping for groceries, and whether holding these items at the market would be bad, to which he replied that the matter was between them and God.

    Questions also arose about the validity of the original published interview. An online search for the el Senousa article, for instance, yields only results linking to the Bikya Masr report.

    But the mere suggestion of a strict order for Muslim women handling food has been enough to send people to website forums and Twitter to air their indignation.

    http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/ne...-women-to-handle/story-e6frev20-1226219068936

    now we know why they ripped up part of the white house garden ... ;)
     
    Last edited: Dec 11, 2011
  2. RunningOnMT

    RunningOnMT New Member

    Nov 19, 2008
    Akron, Ohio
    :lmao2::lmao2: I think all women should be kept away from vegetables like cucumbers. As one woman once proclaimed "the way I see it, as long as I have a refrigerator full of veggies, who needs a man"
     

  3. HunterAlpha1

    HunterAlpha1 Former Guest

    Aug 8, 2011
    Yorktown, VA
    now you know why your mother always made you eat your veggies;)
     
  4. raven818

    raven818 Well-Known Member Supporting Member

    Oct 3, 2011
    Jax, Fl.
    True or false, it drew their attention to the indignities they already suffer from. That's a good thing. Nothing like a good reminder once in a while to stir things up.
     
  5. HunterAlpha1

    HunterAlpha1 Former Guest

    Aug 8, 2011
    Yorktown, VA
    APPEAR unreasonable?! so, what, covering their bodies head to toe 24/7, walking ten feet behind their husband, and having their clitorises removed when they're children ISN'T unreasonable?!:eek::confused::yikes::tapfoot::eek:hmygosh::banghead::crazy:
     
  6. H-D

    H-D Active Member

    Jun 20, 2011
    Mississippi
    The women can't even pick up a cucumber in case she might have a sexual thought but if the muslim man has sexual thoughts he can go bang a goat or camel or a little boy or have a "one day marriage"
    why would anyone think this is unreasonable?
     
  7. So i guess the women could not buy sticks of pepperoni either.
     
  8. cycloneman

    cycloneman Well-Known Member

    Dec 16, 2008
    Louisiana
    no way its got pork in it.
     
  9. Millwright

    Millwright Well-Known Member

    Jun 30, 2005
    Perhaps the veggies give this cleric a sense of "inadaquacy" ? >MW
     
  10. jack404

    jack404 Former Guest

    Jan 11, 2010
    Australia

    DING DING DING i think we have a winner , or dang close to it ..

    ridiculous eh

    but we must be more tolerant ..
     
  11. glocknut

    glocknut Active Member

    Caught the Exwife with a rather large Cucumber once.... I was speechless for a short time. LOL

    mike
    gn
     
  12. armoredman

    armoredman Active Member

    Old friend of mine confided that she loved cucumbers, because they could be carved into interesting shapes.
     
  13. Caneman

    Caneman Active Member

    Oct 22, 2010
    are they saying that muslim men have a green johnson?
     
  14. jack404

    jack404 Former Guest

    Jan 11, 2010
    Australia
    narr they are saying an dill pickle out does most jihadi's in the trough's

    and that pickle envy is rampant in the islamic world
     
  15. HunterAlpha1

    HunterAlpha1 Former Guest

    Aug 8, 2011
    Yorktown, VA
    and ya know the best kinda pickle is dill ;)
     
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