My daddy is a dancer

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  1. berto64

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    My Daddy Is A Dancer

    One day a fourth grade teacher asked her students what their fathers did
    for a living. All the typical answers came up, fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer.

    However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
    teacher prodded him about his father he replied, "My father's an exotic
    dancer in a gay cabaret. He takes off all his clothes in front of other
    men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really
    good, he will go home with one of customers and stay all night for money."

    The teacher was obviously shaken by this statement, so she hurriedly set
    the other kids to work on some exercises. Then she took little Justin aside and
    asked him, "Is that really true about your father?"

    "No" Justin said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee helping
    Hillary Clinton run to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to
    say that in front of the other kids."
  2. Being a pimp in a cheap "house of ill repute" would be prefereable to working for the Hillary campaign! :D
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    Smart kid. ;) :D :D
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