My Daddy Is A Dancer One day a fourth grade teacher asked her students what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up, fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer. However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret. He takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with one of customers and stay all night for money." The teacher was obviously shaken by this statement, so she hurriedly set the other kids to work on some exercises. Then she took little Justin aside and asked him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No" Justin said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee helping Hillary Clinton run to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."