My daughter's hand in marriage

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  1. Sig Willy

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    An emperor has a daughter who's ready to be married. He has three samurai warriors he can't decide to take his daughter's hand so he summoned the three warriors to the palace and told them he have a test for them. he will release a fly and each warrior have to show his swordsmanship.

    The first warrior steps up and the emperor released a fly. Swoosh! Swish! The fly dropped to the ground in two pieces.

    The emperor is impressed.

    The second warrior steps up and the emperor released a fly. Swish! Swoosh! The fly dropped to the ground minus his wings.

    The emperor is really impressed.

    The third warrior steps up and the emperor released a fly. Swoosh! Swish! The fly flies away.

    The emperor said, "Alas! The fly is still alive!"

    The third warrior said, "Yes he is your highness but he will no longer reproduce."

    They got married the next day.
    Last edited: Nov 8, 2012
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