My Favorite Animal

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by dons2346, Oct 3, 2011.

  1. dons2346

    dons2346 Well-Known Member

    Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken.." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed.My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
    The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
    I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children. o I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
    She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again. I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.

    I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
    Guess where I am now...
     
  2. Brisk44

    Brisk44 New Member

    Mar 6, 2011
    Iowa
    Always love a good fried chicken joke.
     

  3. hunter29180

    hunter29180 Well-Known Member

    my favorite person is ole Macdonald..with a chick,chick here.....see you in the prinicapals office!!
     
  4. CampingJosh

    CampingJosh Well-Known Member

    Sep 25, 2007
    Indiana
    I love a joke that makes you laugh more than once. :D:D:D
     
  5. American Leader

    American Leader Well-Known Member

    Mar 1, 2011
    Iowa
  6. lonewolf204

    lonewolf204 Well-Known Member

    Apr 10, 2011
    Oklahoma
    And you tell your children to always tell the truth! :eek:
     
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