My first time ever

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  1. JUNKKING

    JUNKKING Active Member

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    Got this in an e-mail today thought I would share hoe it's new to you. JUNK

    My First Time Ever

    The sky was dark
    The moon was high
    All alone just she and I.

    Her hair was soft
    Her eyes were blue
    I knew just what she wanted to do.

    Her skin so soft
    Her legs so fine
    I ran my fingers down her spine.

    I didn't know how
    But I tried my best
    I started by placing my hands on her breast.

    I remember my fear my fast beating heart
    But slowly she spread her legs apart
    And when I did it I felt no shame.

    All at once the white stuff came
    At last it's finished it's all over now








    My first time ever at milking a cow.....
  2. Tony22-250

    Tony22-250 New Member

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    I was like :eek::eek::eek::eek: reading that!!! HA HA HA! sent me for a loop:D:D:D:D
  3. kutaho

    kutaho New Member

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    For some reason, i knew you were talking about milking a cow:eek:
    Should i seek professional help:rolleyes:
  4. Mr. Nameless

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    You should consider it...
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    +1

    My mind is still in the gutter though...... :D
  6. kutaho

    kutaho New Member

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    though her eyes were brown not blue:D
    She was a holstein/angus mix, her name was blackberry.
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  7. whitemach

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    x-2 on the gutter:D:D:D:D
  8. kutaho

    kutaho New Member

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    come on guys, morning milking starts at 3:30 in the morning. So it's dark, and
    at times the moon is out. ;)
    Glade i don't have to do that anymore. :D
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    until i read that last line i needed a ciggeratte
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    nice.....
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