My first time ever

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  1. JUNKKING

    JUNKKING Well-Known Member

    Got this in an e-mail today thought I would share hoe it's new to you. JUNK

    My First Time Ever

    The sky was dark
    The moon was high
    All alone just she and I.

    Her hair was soft
    Her eyes were blue
    I knew just what she wanted to do.

    Her skin so soft
    Her legs so fine
    I ran my fingers down her spine.

    I didn't know how
    But I tried my best
    I started by placing my hands on her breast.

    I remember my fear my fast beating heart
    But slowly she spread her legs apart
    And when I did it I felt no shame.

    All at once the white stuff came
    At last it's finished it's all over now








    My first time ever at milking a cow.....
     
  2. Tony22-250

    Tony22-250 New Member

    Jan 9, 2009
    Snellville, GA
    I was like :eek::eek::eek::eek: reading that!!! HA HA HA! sent me for a loop:D:D:D:D
     

  3. For some reason, i knew you were talking about milking a cow:eek:
    Should i seek professional help:rolleyes:
     
  4. Mr. Nameless

    Mr. Nameless New Member

    Feb 21, 2009
    Coast of N.C.
    You should consider it...
     
  5. woolleyworm

    woolleyworm Well-Known Member

    Feb 23, 2009
    SW Fort Worth
    +1

    My mind is still in the gutter though...... :D
     
  6. though her eyes were brown not blue:D
    She was a holstein/angus mix, her name was blackberry.
     
    Last edited: Jun 11, 2009
  7. whitemach

    whitemach New Member

    109
    Apr 4, 2009
    U.S.A
    x-2 on the gutter:D:D:D:D
     
  8. come on guys, morning milking starts at 3:30 in the morning. So it's dark, and
    at times the moon is out. ;)
    Glade i don't have to do that anymore. :D
     
  9. cycloneman

    cycloneman Well-Known Member

    Dec 16, 2008
    Louisiana
    until i read that last line i needed a ciggeratte
     
  10. Mr. Nameless

    Mr. Nameless New Member

    Feb 21, 2009
    Coast of N.C.
    nice.....
     
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