My Garmin

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  1. montezumaz

    montezumaz Former Guest

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    I have a little Garmin
    It sits there in my car
    A Garmin is a driver's friend
    It tells you where you are.

    I have a little Garmin
    I've had it most my life
    It’s better than the normal ones
    My Garmin is my wife.

    It gives me full instructions
    Especially how to drive
    "It's thirty miles an hour," it says
    "You're doing thirty-five."

    It tells me when to stop and start
    And when to use the brake
    And tells me that it's never ever
    Safe to overtake.

    It tells me when a light is red
    And when it goes to green
    It seems to know instinctively
    Just when to intervene.

    It lists the vehicles just in front
    And all those to the rear
    And taking this into account
    It specifies my gear.

    I'm sure no other driver
    Has so helpful a device
    For when we leave and lock the car
    It still gives its advice.

    It fills me up with counseling
    Each journey's pretty fraught
    So why don't I exchange it
    And get a quieter sort?

    Ah well, you see, it cleans the house,
    Makes sure I'm properly fed,
    It washes all my shirts and things
    And keeps me warm in bed!

    Despite all these advantages
    And my tendency to scoff,
    I do wish that once in a while
    I could turn the durn thing off!
  2. dons2346

    dons2346 Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    Good one. I'd read it to the wife but..............
  3. Munch

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    Thats great, had me laughing after a rough day. Thanks!!
  4. savage170

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  5. 68c15

    68c15 Well-Known Member

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    I think I turned mine off. how do you turn it on again?

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