My new Lincoln...

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by glocknut, Jul 10, 2006.

  1. glocknut

    glocknut Active Member

    I just got my new LINCOLN and returned to the dealer the next day,
    complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked.
    The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this,"
    he said. "Nelson!"

    The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

    "Willie!" he continued. And "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.
    I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say
    "Beethoven!" I would get beautiful classical music, and if I said
    "Beatles!" I would get one of their awesome songs. One day, a couple ran
    a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid
    them. I yelled "ASSHOLES!"

    The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael
    Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums and Bill
    Clinton on sax.

    Damn, I LOVE this car!

  2. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

    And to think it is a "Fix or Repair Daily" product, whose founder was one of the most liberal, communist leaning, globalists that ever lived.

    I understand that all his sons were just as bad; true chips off the ole block !!!
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