Navy vs Marines

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by RunningOnMT, May 23, 2012.

  1. RunningOnMT

    RunningOnMT New Member

    Nov 19, 2008
    Akron, Ohio
    ... and the rivalry continues.

    A Marine and a sailor were in the bar arguing over which was the superior service.

    After a swig of beer, the Marine said, "We had Iwo Jima."

    Arching his eyebrows, the sailor said, "We had the Battle of Midway."

    "Not entirely true," the Marine said. "Some of those pilots were Marines. Henderson Field on Guadalcanal was named after a Marine pilot killed at the Battle of Midway."

    Taken aback, the sailor said, "Point taken."

    Then the Marine added, "We had Chesty Puller."

    The sailor replied, "We had John Paul Jones."

    The argument continued until the sailor came up with what he thought was the topper: "The Navy invented sex."

    The Marine didn't blink.

    "Well, that may be true," he said, "but the Marines introduced it to women."
  2. Insulation Tim

    Insulation Tim Well-Known Member Supporting Member

    Oct 29, 2008
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