never lie to mom

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by fedupdon, May 12, 2009.

  1. fedupdon

    fedupdon New Member

    Jun 3, 2008
    Moms are quick! You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one...

    Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't

    help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was.

    Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of the platonic relationship between Brian and Jennifer,

    and this had only made her more curious.

    Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there

    was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye.

    Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking,

    but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates..'

    About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner,

    I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?'

    Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote:

    Dear Mom,

    I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you

    'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever

    since you were here for dinner.

    Love, Brian

    Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read:

    Dear Son,

    I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep

    with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed,

    she would have found the gravy ladle by now.

    Love, Mom


  2. mrkirker

    mrkirker New Member

    Jul 13, 2007

  3. artabr

    artabr New Member

  4. fmacsin1

    fmacsin1 New Member

    Oct 25, 2008
    Moosehead Lake, Maine
    You're right, Moms are always quick!
  5. Many years ago, I was about 14 years old, my school friend invited me around to his home after school. Like most 14 year old boy's, we was curious about the opposite sex ;) my friend went to his secret hiding place, and pulled out a copy of Penthouse:). We sat there reading the articles :eek: slowly making our way to the centerfold :D. Where we found a note from his mum with this message ............ "Before you go blind, finish your homework, love mum" :eek:
  6. oscarmayer

    oscarmayer New Member

    Jun 24, 2008
    wiosh i had a mum like that if i did i wouldn't need these damn glasses :D
  7. I think it's time for someone to have a chat !:D:D:D:D:D

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