Never Lose Your Grandson! A heart-warming story.

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  1. AL MOUNT

    AL MOUNT New Member

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    My small grandson got lost at the shopping mall.........

    He approached a uniformed security guard and said

    "I've lost my grandpa!"

    "The guard asked, "What's he like?"

    The little tyke hesitated for a moment and then replied,




    READY.... :eek:









    "Jack Daniels whiskey and women with big boobs." ...
    :D
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  3. ampaterry

    ampaterry *TFF Admin Staff Chaplain* Staff Member Supporting Member

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    Now you know why some people have a harness and leash on their kids at the mall.
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