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New Constitution language

Discussion in 'The Constitutional & RKBA Forum' started by Gunfyter, Jul 11, 2003.

  1. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

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    We, the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help
    everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid any more
    riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the
    blessings of debt free liberty to ourselves and our
    great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and
    establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny,
    guilt-ridden, delusional and other liberal bed-wetters. We hold these
    truths to be self-evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the
    Bill of Rights and are so dim that they require a Bill of No Rights."

    ARTICLE I:
    You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV or any other
    form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no
    one is guaranteeing anything.

    ARTICLE II:
    You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is
    based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not just you! You
    may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc.,
    but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be ... and like
    the rest of us you need to simply deal with it.

    ARTICLE III:
    You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a
    screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful; do not expect the tool
    manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy.

    ARTICLE IV:
    You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are
    the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in
    need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after
    generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the
    creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes.

    ARTICLE V:
    You do not have the right to free health care. That would be nice,
    but from the looks of public housing, we're just not interested in public
    health care.

    ARTICLE VI:
    You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you
    kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be surprised if
    the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair. (Yeah!)

    ARTICLE VII:
    You do not have the right to the possessions of others.. If you rob,
    cheat or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't be
    surprise d if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place
    where you still won't have the right to a big screen color TV, pool tables,
    weight rooms or a life of leisure.

    ARTICLE VIII:
    You don't have the right to a job. All of us sure want you to have a
    job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you to
    take advantage of the opportunities of part time jobs, education and
    vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful.

    ARTICLE IX:
    You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means that
    you have the right to PURSUE happiness --which by the way, is a lot easier
    if you are unencumbered by an overabundance of idiotic laws created by
    those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights,"

    ARTICLE X:
    This is an English speaking country. We don't care where you are
    from. We welcome you here.. English is our language and like the one you
    left behind, we also have a culture. Learn it or go back to the country and
    the living conditions you were fleeing.

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  2. Shizamus

    Shizamus New Member

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    This must be the NO BILL OF RIGHTS ?
  3. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

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    Yep, forgot to post that piece.
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