New Elite Fighting Unit

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  1. dons2346

    dons2346 Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the US Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These southern boys will be dropped in Afghanistan knowing only these facts about terrorists.
    1.The season opened today.
    2. There is no limit.
    3. They taste just like chicken.
    4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
    5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

    The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.
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    Why send so many? 50 would have been enough! More Government wastefull spending!
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    There will also be a cost savings because they will provide their own clothing, food, firearms, and ammunition.
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    The sad part is there is probably more truth to this than most people realize!
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    The sad part is that our g'ment won't do it .... not politically correct !
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    And don't forget that they tried to blow up Graceland :D
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    i wanna see a unit made up of every politician who has served more than 2 terms and who's done deals to stay in power and not represent the people

    we'd get the drop kicks outta the way , fight the damn war as it should be instead of with the stupid one sided ROE's we got , and be done in a year , not PC , but victorious and getting the rest of the world thinking twice before they try that junk elsewhere..
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