New Health Plan

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  1. fedupdon

    fedupdon New Member

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    Jun 3, 2008
    New Health Plan

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    TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO THE GOVERNMENT'S 'CHEAPER' HEALTH CARE PLAN:

    (10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

    (9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you
    enter the trailer park."

    ( 8)The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

    (7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

    (6) The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is "an apple a day..."

    (5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

    (4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.

    (3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."

    (2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

    AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED THE GOV'T HEALTH CARE PLAN:

    (1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and Duct Tape.
     
  2. Hooray for Obama's CommieCare:rolleyes:
     

  3. armedandsafe

    armedandsafe Guest

    If you don't like the idea of Joe from RotoRooter, they hand you a rubber glove and point out the men's room. Vaseline is 50 buck co-pay.

    Pops
     
  4. when our taxes go up to pay for this monstrosity, we'll ALL need some of that Vaseline:eek:
     
  5. cycloneman

    cycloneman Well-Known Member

    Dec 16, 2008
    Louisiana
    I don't think it's funny it's gona be reality
     
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