New Meds for Women

Discussion in 'The Beau Coupe Dien Cai Dau Hootch' started by Pistolenschutze, Mar 4, 2008.

  1. NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN

    DAMNITOL
    Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.

    EMPTYNESTROGEN
    Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out!

    ST. MOMMA'S WORT
    Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.

    PEPTOBIMBO Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.

    DUMBEROL When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup rucks.

    FLIPITOR Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.

    MENICILLIN Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person."

    BUYAGRA Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.

    JACKASSPIRIN Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat

    ANTI-TALKSIDENT
    A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.

    NAGAMENT
    When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him, without opening your mouth.
  2. inplanotx

    inplanotx New Member

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    I think they really have some of these medications. I'm sure my ex-wife takes several! :eek::D:D:D

    as he runs and ducks for cover................................:eek:
  3. Crpdeth

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    Under the pickup ruck. :D
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