1. Subject: Next Years Tax Plan.....

    This letter was sent to Senator Sarbanes by a UAL pilot friend of mine.
    Maybe more of us should follow his lead............

    July 7, 2006

    The Honorable Paul S. Sarbanes
    309 Hart Senate Office Building
    Washington DC, 20510

    Dear Senator Sarbanes:

    As a native Marylander, and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue
    Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the
    Immigration and Naturalization Service in an effort to determine the
    process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.

    My reasons for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal
    alien stem from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for
    which you voted.

    If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate, as an illegal
    alien who has been in the United States for five years, what I need to do
    to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of
    the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious
    to get the process started before everyone figures it out. Simply put,
    those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year
    so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in
    return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be
    illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my
    family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005. Another benefit in
    gaining illegal status would be that my daughter would receive
    preferential treatment relative to her law school applications.

    If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become illegal
    (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would be
    most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance.
  2. rosierita

    rosierita Active Member

    Mar 13, 2004
    South Carolina

  3. inplanotx

    inplanotx Active Member

    Jan 28, 2002
    We should all give it a try! :eek: :eek: :eek:
  4. Deputy Dawg

    Deputy Dawg Active Member

  5. satellite66

    satellite66 New Member

    Oct 6, 2004
    Central NJ
    I am amused and appalled at the same time. How did we get to this point? :confused:
  6. Marlin T

    Marlin T Well-Known Member

    Jul 8, 2005
    New Mexico
    I wonder if he received a reply.

    That is funny
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