New Wine

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by catfish83861, Nov 5, 2007.

  1. catfish83861

    catfish83861 New Member

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    Wal-Mart announced that, sometime in 2007, it will begin offering customers
    a new discount
    item ---- Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is
    teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California to produce the
    spirits at an affordable price, in the
    $2 - $5 range. Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to put a bottle of
    Wal-Mart brand into
    their shopping carts, but 'there is a market for inexpensive wine,' said
    Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Univ. of Arkansas, Bentonville. 'But
    the right name is important.'
    Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for
    the Wal-Mart wine brand. The top surveyed names in order of popularity were:

    10. Chateau Traileur Parc

    9. White Trashfindel

    8. Big Red Gulp

    7. World Championship Riesling

    6. NASCARbernet

    5. Chef Boyardeaux

    4. Peanut Noir

    3. I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar

    2. Grape Expectations

    1. Nasti Spumante


    The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white meat
    (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).

    P.S. Don't bother writing me back that this is a hoax. I know possum is not
    a white meat: eek: :D
  2. noslolo

    noslolo New Member

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    Very funny!!!
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  4. Bruce FLinch

    Bruce FLinch New Member

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    :D I didn't know Squirrel was a red meat! :D

    Reminds me of the 2 Grizzlies talking after dinner... The one says " I always had trouble remembering that's it's White wine w/ fisherman & Red wine w/ Hunters" :D
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