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  1. Woodnut

    Woodnut Forum Sponsor Supporting Member

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    I'm not sure if this is hit the market yet, but I WANT ONE WHEN THEY DO.

    A friend of mine sent me this email a few minutes ago, just had to pass it on.


    DeWalt Nail Gun

    A must have in every home in America !

    For everyone who would rather not have a gun in the house!

    In view of the recent Supreme Court ruling, sales of this new product may skyrocket.

    Washington thinks they are going to take away our guns, so check this out. I like it!

    NAIL GUNS! AND, you don't even have to REGISTER them or have LICENSES for them!

    AND, you don't have to worry about them being CONCEALED!

    Just a LOT of good stuff to do with THIS!

    Once in awhile something so totally cool comes out that even a guy who doesn't normally even know what he'd like for Father's Day or Christmas would immediately ask for it:

    Thank you, DeWalt!!!
    DeWalt Nail Gun

    A must have in every home in America !

    For everyone who would rather not have a gun in the house!

    In view of the recent Supreme Court ruling, sales of this new product may skyrocket.

    Washington thinks they are going to take away our guns, so check this out. I like it!

    NAIL GUNS! AND, you don't even have to REGISTER them or have LICENSES for them!

    AND, you don't have to worry about them being CONCEALED!

    Just a LOT of good stuff to do with THIS!

    Once in awhile something so totally cool comes out that even a guy who doesn't normally even know what he'd like for Father's Day or Christmas would immediately ask for it:

    Thank you, DeWalt!!!

    New Nail Gun, made by DeWALT

    It can drive a 16-D nail through a 2x4 at 200 yards.

    This makes construction a breeze, you can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence.

    Just get your wife to hold the fence boards in place while you sit back, and relax and when she has the board in the right place, just fire away.

    With the hundred round magazine, you can build the fence with a minimum of reloading. After a day of fence building with the new DeWalt Rapid fire nail gun, the wife will not ask you to build or fix anything else, probably, ever again.

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  2. time2shoot

    time2shoot Well-Known Member

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    :lmao2::lmao2:THATS FUNNY:lmao2:
  3. Zane71464

    Zane71464 Well-Known Member

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    N I C E!!!! ;)
  4. jstgsn

    jstgsn Well-Known Member

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    Fits in with my new cell phone.
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  5. JLA

    JLA Well-Known Member

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    I like the dewalt AR. I want it.

    When i first looked at the glock i said to myself.. "Whats the difference?" then i noticed the cellphone buttons.. ;)
  6. gun-nut

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    Just dile 911... and shoot when they answer...... I dont think they would ask a question other than do you need the hurst?
  7. howlnmad

    howlnmad Well-Known Member

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    I could really put that DeWalt/AR to work. I'd be scared of the Glock cell phone, I'd be afraid I'd shoot myself in da head.
  8. hunter29180

    hunter29180 Well-Known Member

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    DURN IT! I THOUGHT YOU SAID RAIL GUN!!
  9. JLA

    JLA Well-Known Member

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    Id be more afraid of it blowing up in my ear.
  10. Capt Mac Turk

    Capt Mac Turk New Member

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    Hey JLA heres a guy Willing to hold the fence posts while you nail them up
    dont_complain3.jpg
    LOL And you guys thought you had crappy Jobs. Think this guy would trade with ya?

    AND look behind the "Target" Im glad I dont live THERE! (Low income housing maybe?):D

    And the Ground floor bussnesses well lets just say
    Im Not buying there.

    Hell there could be a AK-Give Away~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ IM NOT GOING! :D
  11. JLA

    JLA Well-Known Member

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    Gee whiz thats discipline and TRUST.
  12. 76Highboy

    76Highboy Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    That DeWalt makes me want to be a framer.
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