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Discussion in 'The Beau Coupe Dien Cai Dau Hootch' started by rooter, Sep 7, 2008.

  1. rooter

    rooter *VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff*

    Jan 31, 2001
    Marty Robbins old hometown, Glendale Arizona--a su
    Charlie was fixing a door and found that he needed a
    > new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to Home Depot.
    > At Home Depot, Mary saw a beautiful bathroom faucet
    > while she as waiting for Walt, the manager, to finish
    > waiting on a customer.
    > When Walt was finished, Mary asked 'How much for that
    > faucet?' Walt replied, 'That's pewter and it costs $300.'
    > 'My goodness, that sure is a lot of money!' Mary
    > exclaimed.
    > Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie
    > had sent her to buy, and Walt went to the back room to
    > find it.
    > From the back room Walt yelled, 'Mary, you wanna screw
    > for that hinge?'
    > Mary yelled back, 'No, but I will for the faucet.'
    > ;
    > ... and this is why you can't send a woman to Home
    > Depot
    > "If you can read this, thank a teacher; since it's in English, thank a
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