Now thats a buck!

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  1. cycloneman

    cycloneman Well-Known Member

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    Here's a picture of the new world record whitetail. It was taken by the cousin of a co-worker's sister's, uncle's, best friend's, son-in-law's, niece's hairdresser's, neighbor's ex-boyfriend's oldest nephew. Reportedly it will score 2603-1/8 by B&C standard and was shot in West Texas on a really windy day, 85 degrees downhill, around a curve at 900 yards with a 22 mag. Supposedly, this deer had killed a Brahma bull, two Land Rovers and six Jehovah's Witnesses in the last two weeks alone. They said it was winning a fight with Bigfoot when it was shot. It had also been confirmed that the buck had been seen drinking discharge water from a nuclear power plant.





    This has been checked on Snopes who confirmed it... Honest!!!

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    dons2346 Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    They lied! It must have been shot in east Texas. Those easterners like the heavy artillery.
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    I was trying to think which would be the more likely outcome of a deer really having that rack (ie: not photoshopped).

    His neck would be about 50 inches in diameter, to have enough muscle to carry around that weight.

    The rack would have been found in the woods, caught in the brush, above the bones of the poor dearie deer that starved to death 'cause he couldn't unstick his rack from the bushes.
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    You know that deer walked backwards everwhere it went, with it's head on the ground.
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    My cat dragged in a Jehovah's Witness the other day. Must have finished the other one on the spot.
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    I have seen better photoshop jobs..pretty funny
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