Nurses aren't supposed to laugh...

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by fedupdon, Sep 24, 2009.

  1. fedupdon

    fedupdon New Member

    Jun 3, 2008
    Nurses aren't supposed to laugh...

    "Of course I won't laugh, said the nurse. I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.''

    "Okay then," said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man-thingy' the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery.

    Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing.Ten minutes later, she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure..

    "I am so sorry," she said. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem"?

    ''It's swollen," Fred replied."

    She ran out of the room.

  2. red14

    red14 Well-Known Member

    Aug 17, 2009
    N FLA
    Hey, that is not funny! It wasn't funny then. And, It is not funny now!

    Well, a little funny.
  3. OBrien

    OBrien New Member

    May 6, 2009
    Bangor Maine
    And she told me she would never tell anyone. :D:D:D
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