Obama Donation needed!

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  1. mrkirker

    mrkirker New Member

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    A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago . Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.

    The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened? What's the hold up?"

    "Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Nancy Pelosi, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a 10 million dollar ransom, otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."

    The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"

    "About a gallon."
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    Can we donate napalm?:D
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    Let us not forget Hanoi Jane & Benerdict Arnold---------God Bless America--------
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    No. Congress outlawed it's use. It must have worked.
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