OH Heck....Lets Offend Everybody

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  1. dons2346

    dons2346 Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    OH Heck !!...... Let's Offend Everybody !!!!!!


    Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
    A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat.

    Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation ?
    A. A different bar.

    Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby?
    A. Sum Ting Wong.

    Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
    A. A speech impediment.

    Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans

    on Star Trek?
    A. Because they're not going to work in the future either.

    Q. Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on
    Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
    A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

    Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
    A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal along with a recipe.

    Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word?
    A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, 'BINGO!'

    Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
    A. A northern fairytale begins, ....'Once upon a time...'
    A southern fairytale begins,... 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this ****.'

    Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

    A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States



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  2. gaowlpoop

    gaowlpoop New Member

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    I love it......................
  3. wpage

    wpage Active Member

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    More please
  4. Pixcutter

    Pixcutter Member

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    "Y'all ain't gonna belive this..." Only in America, thank God.
  5. Old Grump

    Old Grump New Member

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    You forgot to offend us Bohunks, we are offended at the lack of recognition.
  6. Kieran McCaig

    Kieran McCaig New Member

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    Whats Irish foreplay?

    A. a brick and a bottle of wiskey.
    My mom hates that joke.
  7. red14

    red14 Active Member

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    Ha ha ha ha ha, that was funny.



    I thought it was:

    "Woman, brace yourself"
  8. blackcat_attilio

    blackcat_attilio Member

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    :D :D :D :D :D :D :D ....:eek: THAT IS TRUE !!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D That is the way because on a shipwreck we survive: talking we can reach the beach! :D :D :D :D :D :D
  9. Crpdeth

    Crpdeth Active Member

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    Job well done, then? :D:D:D

    Crpdeth
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